
BAHAMIAN ESCAPES
Merry Christmas! Happy Kwanzaa! Happy Hanukkah! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! If you haven’t figured it out already, this is my favorite time of the year. The music, the trees, the decorations, kids all excited, no annoying morning school traffic and snow! No, wait (glances over at weather app) … just a slight drop in temperature. Yay!
But it is also the time of the year when diets are flung by the wayside until the New Year. It is time to cook, and most importantly, eat! And my favorite part of the meal (besides the seafood stuffing), is dessert! We pull out all the stops. We have cheesecakes, fruitcakes, rum cakes, pound cakes and carrot cakes, but everyone is always surprised when I pull out gingerbread men. Well, that is until I tell them they’re spritzed with Jack Daniels. Oh yeah, this time of year also brings out the drunks! I mean you, Uncle Vinny!
Here is a recipe for a very “adult” gingerbread man. Oh, and they’re huge. No, I’m serious. They measure around 8”x11”. This may be the only dessert you’ll need.
The Recipe
Yields about 7 jumbo gingerbread folk (8" x 11")
Sweet Tooth
A Very Adult Gingerbread Man
by Macarra Fowler

A dark, robust and spicy gingerbread cookie with a slightly crispy edge and semi-soft center, this cookie dough rolls like a dream and is ideal for cutting gingerbread folk, or any other desired shape.
Ingredients
• 7 cups (910 g) all-purpose flour
• 4 teaspoons (12 g) cinnamon
• 4 teaspoons (12 g) ground ginger
• 1 ½ teaspoons (11 g) salt
• 1 teaspoon (6 g) baking soda
• 1 teaspoon (3 g) ground cloves
• ½ teaspoon freshly ground nutmeg
• 1 cup (227 g)(2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
• 1 cup (235 g) packed dark brown sugar
• ½ cup (100 g) granulated sugar
• 2 large eggs, cold
• 1½ cups (355 ml) cooking molasses*
• 2 teaspoons (10 ml) pure vanilla extract
• 1 cup Jack Daniels Whisky
Instructions
• In large bowl, sift together flour, cinnamon, ginger, salt, baking soda, cloves and nutmeg. Set aside.
• In an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, beat cream butter and sugars on medium-high speed until fluffy and pale (about 5 minutes). Reduce speed to medium and beat in eggs one at a time, scraping sides of bowl between additions. Add molasses and vanilla and beat until completely incorporated.
• Reduce mixer speed to low and add flour mixture until thoroughly combined (about 1 minute). Dough should be soft (not dry or crumbly) but not sticky. If sticky, add a few tablespoons of flour until desired consistency is achieved.
• Remove ½ of dough from bowl, make a ball, and place on a large piece of plastic wrap on counter. Spread the sides of the wrap over the ball, then press down with the palm of your hand and make a disc about 2" thick. Finish wrapping the disc with the plastic wrap. Repeat with 2nd half of dough. Chill both discs of dough for at least 2 hours.
• Remove one disc and remove plastic wrap. Place on top of a large piece of lightly floured parchment or wax paper (I use a silicone rolling mat underneath to ensure it doesn't slip while rolling, but you can even dampen counter so the parchment sticks a bit). Then, place two ¼" wooden dowels on either side of your dough, then another sheet of parchment paper.
• Roll dough (this will require a bit of elbow grease for the first few minutes until it softens up a bit) so it's flush with dowels--they will ensure that your dough is even in thickness.
• Preheat your oven to 350° F. Slide your parchment paper and dough onto a board, then place in refrigerator for about 30 minutes, or freezer for 15 minutes (or more).
• Remove from fridge and cut your shapes using the cutters or template of choice, placing them on a baker's half sheet lined with a silicone-baking mat (or parchment), with 2" clearance around each one from the edge of sheet. Place sheet with cookies into freezer for 15 minutes before baking. Bake for 7 minutes, tap tray on counter and return to oven, this time rotating the tray. Bake until edges just start to brown (about 6 more minutes). Be careful not to over-bake, or cookies will be dry.
• Using spray bottle or pastry brush, spritz or brush cookies generously with Jack Daniels. (This must be done while cookies are warm to ensure they soak up all that yummy rum.)
• Cool sheets on wire racks for 20 minutes, then gently remove cookies and place on wire racks to finish cooling. If cookies are too fragile, you can cool completely on trays.
Notes
*Use cooking molasses for a more dark and robust gingerbread cookie. Or, if you prefer a lighter tasting gingerbread, use fancy/non-sulphureted molasses.
(Adapted from Sweetapolita.com)